2. squirt bubble bath on itouch
3. wipe itouch with watery hands
4. wipe itouch with towel
5. watch itouch die
6. desperately dry itouch with hair dryer
7. watch itouch die some more
8. spend half day at work fucking with it
9. spend other half day at work contemplating a new itouch
10. look up water damage remedies on line
11. enclose itouch in fuckload of silica gel
12. wait...