SPIKE JONES was walking down the street on a winter afternoon, when suddenly CLUBSTER CHUBS comes up to him and goes 'Yo Guy, come join the hacky sack club! Here's a flier and a hacky sack as a gift to get you started. later dude!' and shoves a little package in Spike's hand. Spike stand there and goes 'uh... okaaay,' as he watches Clubster skip away. 30 seconds later a whole army of PINEAPPLE HEAD police with helmets beating sticks and all surround him chanting 'drop that hacky sack, NOW!' And Spike Jones is like 'uh.. why?' And the Pineapple head police is like 'Drop it, NOW! You're under arrest!' And Spike Jones is like 'WTF, mate? its my hacky sack,' when out of nowhere ADAM SANDLER with dreadlocks explodes out of a rock and goes 'you can put yo WEED in there,' And then Spike Jones gets TACKLED DOWN and sent to jail for weed possession, to be bailed out and beat by his FATHEAD father the next day.

The sad part is that FATHEAD beat SPIKE JONES.
Poor kid.
But if i were SPIKE JONES I'd the angriest at CLUBSTER CHUBS, regardless of whether he knew weed was in there or not.

Have a good one y'all.

I feel left out... sorta.

Everyone is in math, they all do assignments together, have time off to play together, and talk about related stuff together. Recently my work schedule has been the reverse of theirs... Yeah, I'm just 'taam wuan'. *shrug*

MEH!

There's half an hour 'til I must go to class, so lets write something here shall we?

It's I think the second weekend that I've spent here at the loo (the toilet bowl that smells more like cow shit more than mine), procrastinating entire days away and then bustin' my ass to get things done 72 hours before a due date. But it was done, HOURS before expected and it makes me very happy... so happy that I bought a two dollar cadbury chocolate bar at YELLOW--the rip off crusty convenient store across the street.

The choclate is damn good tho, everyone should try it. It's caled BURNT ALMOND, and comes in a rather simple package. Nothing spiffy. Just plain old goodness. Psst: it's dark chocolate!!!

So the cost of staying here this weekend was missing Matrix Revolutions on Saturday night with some friends. Really wish I was there. But I think I'll watch it soon, with my suite and possibly some other loo-buddies. The plan was for tonight, but we can't find tickets, and we can't find a theatre. MOAHAHA! Maybe back home...

Did anyone catch the lunar eclipse the other night? That was pretty wicked. It's like time fast-forwarded itself and the sun never came up for a whole entire rotation of the earth or whatever that makes a moon cycle. (As if time doesn't go fast enough already...)

Time isn't constant... it goes FAST, and the S L O W... and back again. Sometimes faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, and faster... until you suddenly just DIE--of old age... or of insanity, that would be a valid explanation also. Hehe, just kidding. My point is that time is relative--it's TRUE! Doesn't anyone know any physics these days? Yeah you know it engies!

For your entertainment, here's a chant...
MEGA MEGA MEGA! HO HO HO! MEGA MEGA MEGA! HO HO HO! MEGA! HO! MEGA! HO! MEGA MEGA MEGA! HO HO HO!!!
It parallels the WaterWaterWater, LooLooLoo chant. Fun fun... nor not.
...Mega Ho is actually the name of a girl who actually EXISTS, somewhere in the Toronto area. If you ever meet her, let me know how it goes.
Jigga Lo is as far as I know fictional but if you meet one, let me know too.

It's so much fun wasting time. I wish I get paid for it.

So I've finally found out what PLANNERS do! After all this time.. PLANNERS ARE PROJECT MANAGERS FOR DEVELOPMENTS! That's cool. Sounds cool anyway. Right? Of course.

Here's a link: http://www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm Tell me how it goes. Enjoy!

Do you think there's enough BS here for today? I could actually go on for another 10 or 20 minutes til class time, BUT I'm guessing I should leave this alone, or no one will ever read it.

SO--> Good day, all my good friends. Make a good wish, that you may control TIME... so you may live forever... or DIE suddenly (of old age) cuz you don't know how to control properly. Teehee! I'M KIDDING!!!

Damn, I wrote something in here last week and somehow got lost. Sucks. So I'm here again, by request of Terence. Sorry I haven't been keeping my promise of writing often.

It's becoming more and more fun at rez, at the Loo... where we all go pee and the water smells. Some pretty hilarious times with new friends, and when I figure out how to post pictures again I'll remember to do that. We already know some deen-por's and what not. And we get fed! Our neighbors make lots of yummy food, and we get to eat. Wow, so amazing.

Congrats to me, I'm doing relatively well in school. Everyone is working hard at it too so good job everyone! Keep it up if your midterms aren't done yet. They will be someday!!!