SPIKE JONES was walking down the street on a winter afternoon, when suddenly CLUBSTER CHUBS comes up to him and goes 'Yo Guy, come join the hacky sack club! Here's a flier and a hacky sack as a gift to get you started. later dude!' and shoves a little package in Spike's hand. Spike stand there and goes 'uh... okaaay,' as he watches Clubster skip away. 30 seconds later a whole army of PINEAPPLE HEAD police with helmets beating sticks and all surround him chanting 'drop that hacky sack, NOW!' And Spike Jones is like 'uh.. why?' And the Pineapple head police is like 'Drop it, NOW! You're under arrest!' And Spike Jones is like 'WTF, mate? its my hacky sack,' when out of nowhere ADAM SANDLER with dreadlocks explodes out of a rock and goes 'you can put yo WEED in there,' And then Spike Jones gets TACKLED DOWN and sent to jail for weed possession, to be bailed out and beat by his FATHEAD father the next day.

The sad part is that FATHEAD beat SPIKE JONES.
Poor kid.
But if i were SPIKE JONES I'd the angriest at CLUBSTER CHUBS, regardless of whether he knew weed was in there or not.

Have a good one y'all.