things that worsen my quality of life:
changing humidity / pressure - gives me headaches /allergies
bagels - make me sleepy
greyhound air conditioning - makes me want to nosebleed
artificial light - keeps me awake for longer hours than nature intended
ice cream purchase without the opportunity to try a free sample first - wastes my hopes and money
good ice cream that's not on sale - too disheartening, especially after realizing that the ice cream i did end up buying is not worth my money
rain - limits entertainment options
winter - directly threatens my physical and mental health
moral of the story? blame is kind of fun.
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Jaclyn thinks your funny
ReplyDeleteI misspelled the you're purely because I was racing to beat Jaclyn to posting her thought that you are funny
ReplyDeletehello by the way
Damn. He beat me. You're funny Josie. I enjoy your moral of the story. That includes the ones from 'Pineapple'.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and I took longer anyway because I wanted to re-word my post and re-word it again. At least I'm not missing periods.
ReplyDeleteYes, hi! X)
I would just like to comment that I write as if in conversation and don't feel the compulsion to write a period after everything I write. Your name for instance "jaclyn." is not a complete sentence from what I'm aware of little miss period.
ReplyDeleteAnd you said to leave those initial four posts alone, they were just right! Ugh. Although I must admit, the period at the end of jaclyn looks fugly next to the comma. Anyway, bite me for trying to make it look cool!
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