To me, my blog is...

Generic blogs are generally boring, I know. This is a generic blog, I know. But did you know, that generic blogs are not meant for an audience other than the author? That's right, I'm here to entertain myself.

To me, my blog is...

• hope: that despite being a generally generic, uninteresting person with a generic blog that is generally uninteresting, I have a voice and I will be heard. ...Even when I have nothing to say.
• my friend: when there is not a soul in the world who isn't be right back, away, on the phone, out to lunch, appear offline, or blocking me on MSN, I turn to my blog, who won't listen but will publish for a long time all the nonsensical gunk spewing from my brain. This of course, relates to my previous point, hope. (note: People on my MSN who I am not interested in talking to don't count.)
• a refuge: from boredom, from loneliness, from stress, from clutter of things, events, people, thoughts, and emotions... Every new post is a clean, white, soft, lotioned, 2-ply, quilted square ready to be smeared and stained with my cynicism and enthusiasm for the random.

Ultimately, and especially applicable today, my blog is...

• procrastination: I have less than 12 hours to finish my work report. There isn't much to do, but there is also a lot more to do than I am aware of. In other words, I am fucked.