13.1.06

Cubicle Laws

Goodbye office, hello cubicle. This is what I have learned so far:

#1: Cubicles are not always Cubic. I think mine is a little bigger than cubic. It's like, cubic plus a little bit on the side. It's like, WOH.

#2a: Your computer is always facing the hallway

#2b: You are never facing the hallway. Therefore,

#2c: You are always paranoid of getting caught doing not-work.

#3: Extravagant high-tech chairs are not always desirable. The sophisticated seat tilt function can literally kick your ass off the chair in the forward-downward direction if you accidentally offend its lever with a casual kick of the foot.

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