washing machines

washing machines are great. they are machines that wash your clothes for you, in less than a half hour!

no, i don't usually do my own laundry.

here is a list of other things that i think are also great:

• airplanes, because they take me to places very quickly
• electric kettles, because they turn off by themselves
• rice cookers, because they tell you how much water to put in, AND they turn off by themselves
• dogs, because despite being inferior they are happy