Miss things-breaker

Very intersting things happened after my last post. I broke the printer at work! It was printing, and printing... and every once in a while there would be a paper jam. But I guess that was one paper jam too much. The printer starting making this horribly loud noise and just wouldn't fix itself. Eventually I had to tell my boss. He was nice about it, didn't blame me or anything. It was fun running to different printers and photocopiers with with him afterwards. It probably wasn't fun for him though.

Later I found out that the guy in the office across the hall peeked into my room cuz he thought something was on fire. It actually reeked of burning tires in my office and spreading outside, but the gases grew so gradually that I never noticed. Kind of like those frogs that die in gradually boiling water. No, I didn't just call myself a frog.

And I suppose my experience was much better than the guy who died from his own gases in his room. Toxic.

Here's a fortunately-unfortunately story called PINEAPPLE:

Miss things-breaker bought a pineapple and cut it.

Unfortunately, she didn't know what to do with the core that's left.

Fortunately, she thought of juicing it.

Unfortunately, she didn't have a juicer and the potato masher was no good.

Fortunately, she was clever enough to boil the juice out of it.

Unfortunately, it was taking a while.

Fortunately, it smelled pretty good!!!

Unfortunately, she forgot about it and let it BURN!

Fortunately, all that black crust was on a stainless steel pot rather than a non-stick.

Unfortunately, IT WASN'T HER POT! It was her roomate's!

Fortunately, roomate was out and she had time to scrape it clean.

Unfortunately, it took a LONG time to scrape and the pineapple core was wasted.

Moral of the story?
1. don't try to juice a pineapple core unless you've got a juicer.
2. don't burn stuff.
3. don't use other people's pots to burn stuff.
4. you're not as clever as you think, you Poksee-kid, you.
5. scrape it good!