i'm sort of having a nervous breakdown. i stayed in bed all day because i dread packing and leaving. this isn't nearly as easy as some people make it look.
this nagging is not cool. traditional ranting is much healthier:
what the hell is up with guys being so much more homophobic than girls? that's mega unfair.
#1: 3-some? dude you RULE! wait, only ONE girl? YOU'RE A GAY MAN, HA!
#2: boys and girls: would you go to a stripclub? how about a MALE stripclub? aww girls aren't you accomodating.
#3: anal: we all have an asshole don't we, because uh... we all need to take shits? need i say more?
and another thing. there's porn showing girls, and there's porn showing guys. one is for guys, and the other is for g.. i mean gay guys. ya, mmhmm.
but you know what IS fair? guys have BALLS. balls that we can KICK. REAL HARD. because, oh nothing, it's just PMS, it doesn't count. we pms all the freaking time. :D
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