Art and Fart

I am now miss artsy fartsy theatre goer. So far I have seen one play and two concerts. First play is "Way of the World", which I didn't understand and did not stay for the second half because I went clubbing instead. They were speaking old english...YEAH. I'd understand Engrish better, ESL and Phonics and all. The concerts were at the Cabaret festival, I saw "Duke Ellington Songbook" which kicked ass and was way exciting to watch, and "Stephen Page" who is the lead singer of the Barenaked ladies which sucked ass and wasy way boring to watch. I also slipped into this "Waleed whoever-watermelon" performance which also sucked ass. Tonight I am going to see "Famous puppet death scenes" which I hear does not involve English or Engrish, and should kick ass since it is a comedy.

But here is my secret: I am not miss artsy fartsy theatre goer, I am cheapo free theatre tickets hoarder. That's right, they are free from someone who works at the theatre. So I go. So I claim to be artsy, the fartsy part is probably true.